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Anemone Picking his way through the seething river of ponies, elves, and other creatures, Barnacle leads you through the colorful chaos of the bazaar and towards a flutter pony watching the ever-changing crowd from a small wooden booth backed by the rough coral ramparts of Reefcrest Castle. The delicate teal pony eyes you with interest as you approach, trailing in Barnacle's wake.

"Hello!" she chirps as you finally escape the milling crush of ponies. "I'm Anemone, and I can answer all your questions about Dreamquay, Ponyland, and life in general!"

"Oh, ayyye?" Barnacle says doubtfully. "And what if you don't know the answer?"

"Why, then I make one up!" Anemone declares easily. "So . . . what questions do you have?"

"Well . . ." you begin.

The flutter pony holds up a hoof. "Wait! Wait a chime! For your convenience--" She begins rummaging in the back of the booth. "For you convenience I have compiled a list of the most frequently asked questions AND their answers!" She flourishes a large scroll of parchment.

"Oh . . . thanks," you reply. Unrolling the scroll against the rough grain of the booth, you begin to read . . .




Q:Help, I'm lost! How can I find a particular page in a big hurry?
A:
If you click on the question mark icon at the top of this page--and every page--it will take you the Help page which features a list of hotlinks to help you find your destination quickly. This site was really meant to be wandered through, though . . .

Q: Why did you revise your page?
A:
I was inspired by the unveiling of Summerwing's beautiful site, The Skylands, and by the ongoing renovation of Dream Castle. In addition, I constantly worried about the punctuation getting lost in the starry background. ^_~ But I started working on the new page in earnest when I discovered how to scan in high quality pictures (at laaaaast! *G*) Besides, I was getting tired of all that black and white . . .

Q: Is the name of the page still "Moondancer's Dream"? Or is it "Moondancer's (New) Dream"?
A:
Both phrases refer to my page. ^_^ I created the second version because I felt that I should acknowledge the page's change of location and appearance--and it sounded better than "Moondancer's Dream: Version 2.0". ^_~

Q: Will you add my page to your "links" section?
A:
Sure, I'm always happy to trade links! Just send me the URL to your page. ^_^

Q: Can I use the pictures on your site?
A: Only the ones on the free picture page (not including the picture of Crazy Jack, which is NOT free.)

Q: What about the backgrounds?
A: Unless there is something on a page stating otherwise, you may not take any of the backgrounds. I spent a long time editing them, and some I scanned in myself or received from generous friends. However, I have recorded the links of all the pages where I originally picked up free backgrounds, and you can certainly go check them out. Just check the Credits page.

Q: Why are your pictures so BIG?
A:
I just like big graphics . . . REALLY big graphics. ^_^ Look on the bright side--at least I only have one big graphic per page instead of twenty small graphics! (Well, not including the trade/sale pages . . .) Anyway, I tried to put the biggest graphics on the least used parts of the site. (I really don't think people are going to visit the FAQs and the Credits page every single time they look at the site, for example.) The site looks best in 800x600 with a really fast connection, BTW.

Q: What is an iamb?
A: An unstressed syllable followed by a stressed syllable is an iamb. Most of the time people naturally speak in iambic meter without realizing it. Poets often write in iambic pentameter (using five iambs on each line.) Nearly all of Shakespeare's poems were written in iambic pentameter.

Q: What is Crazy Jack's symbol?
A: I have no idea. I found the image on a free clipart page. ^_^

Q: Who is this "LM" person I keep hearing about?
A: That's me. My online nickname is "Lady Moondancer." ^_^

Q: Is Moondancer really a lady in your version of Ponyland?
A: Originally I only adopted the "Lady" prefix so that I could be told apart from the other Moondancers on the Internet. However, since that time I've decided that Moondancer does eventually become a lady in my Ponyland. She is not a lady when she appears on the pages of this website, however; not yet. Actually, the website doesn't fit in with any chronology of the REAL events in my Ponyland, so it's best to regard it as a seperate world.

Q: I noticed that you refer to Skydancer, Moonstone, Applejack, and other officially female ponies as stallions. Why?
A: As a child, I knew Skydancer was male. His backcard said he was female, but I knew he wasn't. Other ponies also struck me as being obviously male . . . Moonstone, Bubbles, Applejack . . . (An orange pony with "Jack" in his name is supposed to be female? Yeah, whatever!)
Basically, if a pony looks male to me, then he IS male in my version of Ponyland. My choices can be arbitrary--all pink Hippity Hop is a stallion--but hey, Steamer is completely pink too! Actually, all of Hasbro's Big Brother ponies looked pretty girly with those long eyelashes and curly hair. Especially the curtseying ones like Tex. *WEG*

Q: Why are the Big Brother ponies so mean in your fanfics?
A: Originally I wasn't going to include the Clydesdale type ponies in my version of Ponyland at all, but then I started writing The Courtship of Parasol, a story in which all the Big Brothers (except Wigwam) are hulking morons and jerks (inspired by their dumb-as-a-rock expressions.) Getting jerky personalities is the price they paid for staying in my Ponyland, you might say. ^_^ The few custom Clydesdales I've invented are better. Well, relatively better, at least . . .

Q: My pony avatar had a stupid/frivolous/mean/snooty/dumb personality in one of your fanfics. What did I ever do to you??
A:
Have no fear; although I will occasionally base a pony personality off a friend, I have yet to base one off someone I don't like. If your pony had a "bad" personality, that was probably just the way that pony struck me. (Hey, they can't all be sweet and nice!) Also keep in mind that most of my fanfics are salted with flawed characters rather than perfect ones. That's why my favorite pony, Moondancer, gets so little fanfic time. It's much more fun writing about irritable Parasol or mischievious Skydancer because they're always getting into trouble. ^_^

Q: Ack! Your version of Ponyland is dark/weird/scary! What's up with that? Hasbro always showed Ponyland as a happy, sunny place where everyone got along!
A:
Yeah, but what does Hasbro know? *WEG* Remember that this company was so inconsistent that they produced two completely different worlds in which the ponies supposedly lived (Dream Valley vs. the cities of My Little Pony Tales.) Besides, even Hasbro's ponies weren't innocent and kind creatures living lives of leisure. In about half the My Little Pony and Friends episodes they're battling desperately to rescue their friends or reclaim their home. Life was a battle for the ponies. And remember how the First Tooth Babies sang an entire song wishing for the demise of the Newborn Twins? Innocent . . . riiiiight. (Wink wink, nudge nudge.) And don't even get me started on the Pony Tales episodes where one of the ponies stoops to blackmail.
Anyhow, my fanfics represent my own take on Ponyland. Remember, the idea of the ponies didn't come from Hasbro in the first place; it came from little girls who took a Hasbro survey. I'm just takin' it back, baby! ^_^

Q: You're insane.
A:
Yep. *maniacal laughter*

Q: Can I be in one of your fanfics?
A:
: Well, I don't usually give people cameos. There are a few reasons for this. One reason is that I'm very picky about what kind of ponies live in "my" Ponyland. Many of Hasbro's "official" ponies get axed or altered (such as the Dream Beauties, '98 ponies, Precious Pocket ponies, Newborns, Teeny Tinies, etc.) Some people have very creative custom ponies, but again, they don't always "jive" with my version of Ponyland. This especially applies to "combination" breeds like unipegs, fluttercorns, Clydesdale unicorns or pegasi, Twinkle-eyed butterfly ponies, or the like. I've moved around some of the ponies that do exist in my version to specialized locations. For example, flutter ponies and butterfly ponies rarely leave their homes, the only large city sea ponies inhabit is Dreamquay, etc.
In addition, I don't like using a character unless I feel I really know their personality, which makes me reluctant to use other people's customs . . . and some Hasbro-based ponies already have set personalities in my mind. (For example, if you go by Parasol you're going to have to live with the fact that your pony avatar will have an irritable and bitter personality in every one of my fanfics. ^_~)
And finally, I tend to plan fanfics with very limited casts. I focus on a few ponies and that's it. For example, the chances of your pony avatar appearing in The Rainbow Connection (due out . . . sometime! ^_~) is slim unless you happen to go under the name of one of the Rainbow ponies since they are pretty much the only Hasbro-based ponies in the 'fic. Even in my more populated fanfics, I don't have room to mention everyone I know by a pony nickname.
The bottom line: if I read a fanfic am particularly attracted to a character/worldview/theory, I will probably consider adopting it (after asking permission.) This is pretty much the only way to get a cameo in one of my fanfics (unless I randomly throw in your character, which is entirely possible if you are using the name of a Hasbro-based pony.)
In other words, the chances of getting a cameo in one of my fanfics is remote. Someday I might do a fanfic using only cameo characters, though . . . you never know.

Q: Where do you get the ideas for your stories?
A:
From under the couch cushions, mostly. You'd be amazed what accumulates under there.

Q: So are you using parts of anyone else's Ponyland right now?
A:
My Ponyland is heavily based on HQT's version of Ponyland (altered for my harsher version of reality--BWAH HA HA HA! ^(^_~)^) with pieces of Sparkler's Ponyland thrown in for good measure. *G*

Q: I've heard of Dream Valley, but where did Ray, Dreamquay, and The Waylands come from?
A: I invented them. ^_^ First I thought up Dreamquay (because obviously Ponyland had to have a port somewhere.) Then I made up a little counting game for one of my fanfics . . . and I needed something that rhymed with Dreamquay. Voila, Ray was born! Finally, I came up with The Waylands after thinking about the big concrete bridges for the trains going through my city. (Yes, The Waylands are based on train trestles. *G*) There's an elemental theme to the four main "cities" of Ponyland, in case you haven't noticed. ^_~

Q: Who is your favorite (Hasbro-produced) pony?
A: Moondancer, of course! *G* Skydancer and Parasol are close seconds, though.

Q: I like the new (1998) ponies and therefore think you are evil for disliking them.
A:
If your world really revolves around a toy so much that anyone disliking said toy is "evil" in your book, then you probably have lost touch with reality. Quite frankly, I would be ashamed to tell someone they were "evil" or "bad" because they hated the mold of Moondancer, Skydancer, or any of my favorites. (Actually, I have a friend who hates all My Little Ponies, original and new. And yet somehow despite this cataclysmic disagreement on something as important as toys, she's still my friend.) Relax. Take deep breaths. Repeat to yourself "They're only toys."

Q: I like the new (1998) ponies . . . why are you out to hurt my feelings?
A:
Although I think the new pony molds are ugly and make no bones about it, I have no gripe with people who like the new ponies. (Indeed, I have many friends among the '98 pony fans.) If you like 'em, kudos to you; you can buy them brand new, you lucky person. But I'm not going to get guilt trips when someone whines "When you mock the new ponies, you hurt ME!" If people get their feelings hurt when I mock toys, the problem is not me. The problem is THEM. That's a little something we like to call "oversensitivity." Part of life is accepting the fact that there are people out there who hate TV shows, food, and--yes--toys that you like. There are people who hate the new ponies, there are people who hate the old ponies, there are people who hate Remco ponies. Deal with it! I refuse to foster the ridiculous assumption that everyone MUST like the same toys.




Anemone smiles at you as you finish reading the scroll. "If you still need answers to your questions, then just let me know!" she says.


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